Never do a wrong thing to make a friend

capncrystal:

fancypance:

ULYSSES S. GRANT IS JUDGING YOU.

omg what

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a2k2exy2ollux:

archus7:

Ready? GO!!

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

Reblog if you would care if I deleted my tumblr and never came back.

kaxyz:

Feferi: Look at your life, look at your choices.

Feferi: ?

Eridans: ????

stephxyshoots:

Robert E. Lee revolver/knife

me and my boyfriend are artists

Mr. Darcy: hey, I just met you
Mr. Darcy: and this this crazy
Mr. Darcy: but I'm going to act coldly distant to you for a long time, , then awkwardly admit my undying love to you and save you from liking a horrible liar and gambler, then propose to you, telling you I love you not for your beauty but for your mind.
Mr. Darcy: so call me maybe.

remember-that-time-when-i:

yourcreepyuncle:

if equius had a tumblr, he’d see those pictures of people holding up “you’re beautiful” signs and blush